"Some cats, I assume, are good cats."
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of cat.”
"Putin has big plans for cats. He wants to edge out their neighbors so that cats can dominate oil supplies to all of Europe,"
"Cats lack the judgment ... stability and temperament and moral character to lead our nation."
"Cats also lack the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS."
*Not valid in the State of Utah