Saturday, November 8, 2014

Poli-Sci 101 - How the Republicans Won

Not being one of the 5% that can hire their own lawn service, I was out mowing (hopefully for the last time this year). My boy was kind enough to rake up most of the leaves.

And it came to me. This last midterm election was a classic. Here's a simple explanation for what seemed like a very complex situation.

First, each party's themes are laid out with their explanations.

REPUBLICANS

Obamacare:
The closest I could find to Groucho's "Boogity, boogity!" scene
Here's a link provided by elg below: Boogity link.
"Boogity, boogity!"

Obama:
"Boogity, boogity!"

Benghazi:
"Boogity, boogity!"

Ebola:
"Boogity, boogity!"

ISIL:
"Boogity, boogity!"

Government in general:
"Boogity, boogity!"


DEMOCRATS

Republican Candidates:
"Those guys are crazy!"

The Political Science Formula being, "Boogity boogity!" always wins over "Those guys are crazy!"

2 comments:

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB6V5Zbj7DI

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    1. Thanks, elg! I will add the link up above as it's not "clickable" in comments.

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